you fucked up
response to someone’s inability to perform an action with competence. usually stated in a disappointed tone.
john attempted to light his cigarette while it was in his mouth but it fell to the floor. steve was quick to berate him with the words “you f-cked up.”
annoying and unnecessary sentence shouted out by a large amount of people (and usually repeated three times) when gl-ss objects are broken at br-sserie le manoir.
-paul reaches for beer pitcher but knocks over a gl-ss, which rolls off the table and shatters on the ground-
everyone else: “you f-cked up! you f-cked up! you f-cked up!”
a common reply to users online when they talk about or show you pictures of their extremely good-looking ex-girlfriends.
man 1: here’s a picture of me and my ex at the beach…
::posts bikini photo::
man 2: …you f-cked up
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