you live and you learn
what your parents say when something shorty happens to you.
me: dammit i couldn’t get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.
parents: sorry honey : ‘(
me: now i won’t get the brand new britney spears milf edition s-x doll!
parents: you live and you learn !
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