you smoke, you croak
a replacement for “you snooze, you lose.” a phrased used when someone is taking their sweet -ss time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. this is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
the “croak” part refers to the fact that they’re eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
you readu to go?
joe: “wait, where’s mike?”
mack: “he’s out back, having a smoke. duh.”
joe: “aren’t we going to wait for him?”
mack: “you smoke, you croak. he can walk.”
mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
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