You Wanna Put What Where Girls
just by looking at her you can tell she’d be boring in the bedroom. she’s cl-ssy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only partic-p-rting in vanilla s-x. she’d be horrified at the thought of giving a bl-w j-b. asking her to partake in some -n-l action would have her shrieking “you wanna put what where?”.
guy: “look at that chick, shes f-ckin hot!”
other guy: “yeah but she’d be one of those you wanna put what where girls”
guy: “ahh tru dat”
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