Youcute
expression mostly used by male nerds in their 40s, going through their 2nd p-b-rty. (youngsters can be affected as well.) for some reason they live a symbiosis with their labtop, whishing something different would actually be on top of their lap…
reasons for that symbiosis could be an unfulfilled s-xual life, high s-x drive, etc.
fact is: they lose contact to real life and real s-xuality, because the “web” as the “supermarket of love without love” offers sooooooo muuuuuuch!
dude 1:
“uuuuuuhhhh babe,
please wait,
don’t go away
you should stay,
you’re just the right chick
you can give me the kick!
you must be a youcute
let’s meet on youtube!”
dude 2:
“ohhhhh, my dear,
you are here,
just can’t find the right word,
you know i’m a nerd.
you’re no subst-tute,
you’re such a youcute,
i wanna meet you on youtube.
let’s fix a time,
and i’ll make yooouuu miiiiine!”
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