YouPorn
the prefix “you” is derived from the popular video broadcasting website youtube; however as opposed to youtubes’s exceptionally low tolerance for any explicit s-xual material, youp-rn is strictly for finding p-rnographic videos.
noun.
1. the mecca for free p-rnographic videos.
2. my motherf-cking homepage.
1. “all i want to see is free creampie action, wtf?”
“youp-rn ftmfw, dude.”
2. should be self-explanatory, i like to see p-ssy when my browser starts up.
one of the greatest inventions of mankind, second after the wheel.
i use youp-rn on a daily basis because this is the first website that truly delivers free p-rn.
pretty much where all the deleted p-rn videos on youtube go.
f-ck youtube… let’s go to youp-rn and look at real uncensored and undeleted sh-t
from the people that brought you youtube comes youp-rn!the site where you can post videos of yourself jacking off, and then have some h-rny f-ck jack off to you!
with the cool videos that you can put your mouse over and preview with a couple slides to show you what the video looks like so you cant blame anybody when you click on a gay video because you could have previewed it first!
(also know to give you viruses and crash your computer)
example 1: im f-cking bored and horney…lets see whats up on youp-rn….ok yes i like that…..wait is that a dude…oh sh-t thats not right oh god is he really sticking his finger there…wow!
example 2: okay so i need to rub one off. okay this looks good. awww nice im done. click. sh-t my computers f-cked….oh well least i jearked one first.
a trashy site, frequented by arrogant little pr-cks with so much bravado that they can’t possibly contemplate some guy has a bigger c-ck than they do.
pr-ck: dude, that hairy man on this youp-rn has the tiniest c-ck i’ve ever seen
me: i didn’t think you were that scared of it.
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