YouPorn & Shake


noun. to have a solitary night in the sole company of one’s hand, tissues and fantasy silicone filled women on a screen. synonymous to being a loser in action.
apparently, tonight will be a youp-rn & shake type of night for mr.trump, retiring from public life after losing this year’s presidential elections.
#youp-rn & shake

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