your ass is grass and I’m the mower
approximates to: you just f-cked up big time, and now you’re answering to me! originated in the military.
commanding officer: you tried drifting a humvee till it went tango uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! your -ss is gr-ss, boy, and i’m the mower!
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