your ass is grass and you can call me john deere
redneck way of saying “i’m gonna kick your -ss”
bubba if you touch my momma again, your -ss is gr-ss and you can call me john deere!
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the bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your -ss to cl-ss bell, signyfing you are late to cl-ss. ah, sh-t! that’s the your -ss is late to cl-ss bell
- your ass kizzled
you -ss kicked you -ss knocked out
- Your Aunt Sally
the next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. the ultimate trump. it means a win no matter what… person 1: you suck person 2: your face sucks person 1: your mum sucks person 2: your mum’s face sucks person 1: your aunt sally sucks person 2: i don’t have an aunt […]
- your babe
a phrase a group of friends use to explain a girl who is drop dead ugly that loves someone in that group of friends that sends an endless amount of texts to that person but that person hates the girl danny: alex, how’s your babe alex: she won’t stop leaving me alone, day and night […]
- your bad
when someone is so dismissive of, and unapologetic for, a mistake they’ve made that someone else needs to dismissively not apologize for them in order to point out their incredible lack of consideration for the world. alan: dude, you just spilt your pabst blue ribbon all over my laptop and ruined it. justin: oh, did […]