Your Aunt Sally
the next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. the ultimate trump. it means a win no matter what…
person 1: you suck
person 2: your face sucks
person 1: your mum sucks
person 2: your mum’s face sucks
person 1: your aunt sally sucks
person 2: i don’t have an aunt sally
person 1: you do now
-progresses into full scale riot-
riot police: in the name of aunt sally stop
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random: who the h-ll are?!?!?!
me: your aunt sally
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