your bad
when someone is so dismissive of, and unapologetic for, a mistake they’ve made that someone else needs to dismissively not apologize for them in order to point out their incredible lack of consideration for the world.
alan: dude, you just spilt your pabst blue ribbon all over my laptop and ruined it.
justin: oh, did i?
alan: yea dude. your bad.
when someone does or says something that is totally reasonable, and you shun them for it because of your incompetence and utter disregard for others.
boss: hey bon qui qui, did you mop up the back of the store earlier today like i asked you?
bon qui qui: ummmm no sir, mr. boss man. clearly you see i just had these nails did and am in no condition or mood to be doing no d-mn mopping. your bad. shouldn’ve asked me such a stupid -ss question.
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