Your Boyfriend
a deceptive phrase used as a subject t-tle for an email containing a picture of a man who is distasteful and unattractive. the evil genius behind the misleading email will typically also name the attached picture something like “s-xxxy” or “hottt”. this further perpetuates the idea that you are in for a delicious visual midday treat, when in fact the image is quite the opposite. crestfallen and devastated, the recipient of the “your boyfriend” email spends the rest of the day with the offensive image lingering around like a stale fart.
leigh: hey girl…i totally sent monica a your boyfriend email!
brigette: niice. what pic did you send?
leigh: that fat dude i saw in wal-mart with the mullet and acid wash cut-offs. i saved the pic from my cell as “s-xxxy”, haha!
brigette: awesome, that is sooo s-xy! (sarcastic tone)
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