your cousin a dyke
a phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. the insult to end all lower insults like “your mom g-y” and “your granny tranny”.
john: your mum g-y
carl: quiet
john: ha, your granny granny
carl: your cousin a dyk-
nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff elmo.
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