your dad
1. an alternative to {your momas a come back since “your mom” is overused.
2. an alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.
1. “so what did you do last night?”
“your dad.”
2. adam: john… shut up please
john: lmao, that’s not what your daddy
said last night!
what my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn’t cool anymore…
like it ever was >_< "hey, listen to me you little -sshole!" "your dad! your dad! your dad!" "my dad is your dad too you f-cktard." -face palms- funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . followed by ooooooooooooooooooooh. best insult/ comeback in all situations warning do not use if the person's dad is dead guy: what were you doing last night? girl: your dad!! ooooooooooh guy: weres my girlfriend? girl: with your dad! guy: my dad's dead girl. oh my god im so sorry guy: sike hahahahahahaha the one who happily stuck his d-ck in your mom (back in the 70's) oh daddy! f-ck me! a man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. usually married to your mom. responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. also a major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. in addition, your dad is one of the few people guaranteed to make s-xy time with your mom on a regular basis. your dad is at the bar, again a very, very sad comeback come off from "yourmom" which refers to said ones mother. yourdad is referred to one's father, typically from young teenage girls. n-body thinks its funny, except for the insulter, and the insulter's 3 best friends. shannon: hey becky i'm kinda bored, what do you wanna do? becky: -hehe,- yourdad!!!11 shannon: wow. not funny. becky: what, you don't get it? shannon: yeah i get it, its not funny. its a lame insult. becky: ... becky: yourdad's a lame insu- shannon: just stop. really your mom with a s-x change your mom snowboards 1 2 next › last »
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