your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement


it’s what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. when sat individual asks the question,”have you seen my daughter? she’s been kidnapped!” you respond,”your daughters tied up in a brooklyn bas-m-nt. face it, not guilty. that’s how i stay filthy. thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
parent: have you seen my daughter? she’s been kidnapped!

you: your daughters tied up in a brooklyn bas-m-nt. face it, not guilty. that’s how i stay filthy.

parent: whaaa!?!?

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