your grandfather bisexual
this is one of, if not the, strongest “ur *relative* *lgbtq+ trait* sentences around. saying this will not only vaporize the person you were talking to, but have very bad effects on anybody around. people very nearby (5-10 feet) will die or (at 10 feet) fall into a coma. at 11-25 feet, people will contract pontentially fatal diseases and get radiation poisoning. at 26-35 feet, people will have lesser diseases, like diarrhea or hiccups and some radiation poisoning. at 36-50 feet, people will get a tiny amount of radiation poisoning and get a cold or the flu. at 50 to 150 feet, people will feel the shockwave of you saying “your grandfather bis-xual”, and feel as though you had just insulted them personally. do not try this at home.
joe: we could have avoided all the radiation fallout of the nukes in ww2 if we had just sent them a letter saying “your grandfather bis-xual”.
wyatt: no! what have you done?!
(wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of joe saying “your grandfather bis-xual”.
(joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the president of the united states.)
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