your mom goes to college


the best insult ever. you will totally pwn anyone with this retort.
deb “i’m trying to raise money for college”
kip: “your mom goes to college!”

she got so served
originating from the lackadaisy slam, “your mom.” made crazily popular by kip in napoleon dynamite (2004.)

this term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

that’s okay. at least my mom doesnt go to college. she’s a housewife.
ann- shut up bob! you suck!
bob- your mom goes to college!
ann- that is so last year.
bob- your mom is so last year. hahahahaha!
ann- -sighs and walks off-
a quote from napoleon dynamite.
http://whogoestocollege.com ???
your mom goes to college!
does everything have to mean something? no, and this is a good example. that’s why the phrase is funny; it doesn’t mean anything. it’s just kip’s dry, meaningless humor.
why don’t you just come down here and hit me and see what happens…
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college
a fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term ‘your mother’
as heard in movie: napoleon dynamite(2004). said by character ‘kip’
kid: you’re ugly fat-ss!
kid2: uhm, you’re mom goes to college so why are you f-cking with me?
the ultimate come back refer to that fact that your mom is a wh-r- and goes to college to sleep with the college boys

seriously no one got this yet
stfu example box your mom goes to college.
one more wonderful instance of u.s. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

-note from entry-writer: i’m a mom, i go to college, i love napoleon dynamite, and i had never ’til today heard the phrase used in conversation.
kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!

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