you’re
how idiots spell the possessive adjective “your” when they think they have mastered not to misuse it.
lelo: what’s you’re e-mail address?
boba: what’s i’m e-mail address??
lelo: no, what’s you’re e-mail address?
a word that i wish people would actually use when they’re supposed to.
too oftenly mistaken for “your.”
meaning “you are.” used to describe something about someone, not something someone owns.
correct example: “you’re stupid.”
incorrect example: “your stupid.”
what r-t-rds think “your” is spelled, but they’re too thick to get it through their skulls.
you’re mom.
a versatile burn, most effective in situations where a comeback is really inappropriate
a: “look at my new shoes!”
b: “you’re a shoe.”
a contraction of “you are”, such as “don’t”, is a contraction of “do not”.
correct usage: you’re an idiot!
incorrect usage: that’s you’re apple.
a word most internet users have yet to understand.
“your gay!!!!!!!”
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