You’re Sucking All My Bandwidth
when someone expects too much from someone else. especially pointless things that take much effort.
boss: “i want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8″ down, and blah, blah, blah”
employee: “boss-dude….you’re sucking all my bandwidth”
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