yowie
a squatchy creature who only eats peanut b-tter, cookies, and texas toast. it also prefers vodka over all other liquids. it traditionally has a hgr that is extremely high. (see: hot girl ratio)
yowie won’t eat it unless its smothered in peanut b-tter.
an anthropoid reported from the new south wales area of australia, similar to the pacific northwest bigfoot/sasquatch and to creatures reported from many regions of asia.
i saw a yowie down by the river, but after i went and got my camera he was gone.
a small furry creature with short legs likes bukkaking lolitas
the yowie bukkaked
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