Yukon Dew
yukon dew is a mixed-drink, created by mixing equal parts yukon jack whiskey and mountain dew soda. yukon jack is a honey-based canadian whiskey advertised as the “black sheep of canadian liquors”. in the usa, it is sold as 100 proof; in canada its 80 proof. yukon jack is produced by diageo inc. yukon jack is made in valleyfield, quebec. bottles available for sale in the us are imported and then bottled in hartford, connecticut. its taste is sweeter than comparable american whiskeys, drawing from the honey it is brewed with, but then has a rougher bite than something like jack daniels.
mountain dew is a highly-caffeinated citrus-flavored carbonated soft drink brand produced and owned by pepsico. the mountain dew brand and production rights were acquired by the pepsi-cola company in 1964, at which point its distribution expanded widely across the united states.
when mixing equal parts yukon jack and mountain dew, one creates a mixed drink that is smooth, sweet with a citrusy flavor, yet gives a gentle buzz due to the combination of alcohol and caffeine. it has the magic property of helping separate women from their clothing.
stud: “man, we need to get some yukon jack and mountain dew.”
dude: “why bro?”
stud: “because we mix it and make yukon dew. its liquid panty remover! it’ll help us get laid by midnight!”
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