Yule Douche
yule douche (yool’ – d–sh)
anyone who prematurely decorates for christmas on or before thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
wife: “jesus h. christ!! ugh!”
husband: “what’s wrong?”
wife: “look! the yule douches across the street have already setup their 50 christmas lawn decorations and we haven’t even carved the turkey yet! i hate them and there’s no time left to shop and we havent even….”
husband: “ugh, now i have to listen to this for the next four weeks. thanks, stupid yule douches!!”
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