yuppester
n.
1. a person who watches the oc, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. they also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in malayasia). gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to s-x with absolutely no proof whatsoever. simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of west palm beaches’ population
person 1: ” kurt is a godd-mn yuppester.”
person 2: “why, did he hit on you?”
person 1: no, dude, he said women like foreplay”
person 2: ” ha, what a jack-ss, he obviously has no clue”
person 1: ” want to beat his head in?”
person 2: “nah, don’t want to get hair gel all over my hands”
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