yuppy
dude, you can’t spell for sh-t if you came here. move to yuppie immediately.
helping teh n00bz, since 1897.
an acronym originally meaning young urban professionals. usually referring to one who exhibits pretentious or sn-bbish behavior.
the two yuppie met at starbucks and fell in love while comparing their l.l. bean catalogs.
(n.) used to stand for young urban professionals, but has now strayed to define the 20-year-olds at starbucks who type for hours on their laptops, probably writing a novel that they apparently want everyone at starbucks to be interested in. they often wear stylish black gl-sses, slim black clothing, tote yoga mats, and big bulky colored scarves regardless of the temperature outside. they are health conscious, live off salad and black coffee, and often frequent poetry slams and wear jaunty berets. if you ask them what they are writing about, expect to be either talked down to, or have them use the biggest words they can think of, even if they’re out of context, hoping you don’t know the meaning anyway.
mitch: “hey look, i’ve always wondered what it is those yuppies type away on.”
frank: “bad idea man.”
mitch: “s’cuse me miss, can i ask what you’re writing?”
yuppie: (looks up from coffee as if she’s never seen people before) “it’s an esoteric collectivist’s detailed -n-lysis of the resurgence of middle-american culture in relation to the increase in demand for soy milk since its invention in-”
frank and mitch have died.
basically what preps turn into once they hit 21.
look at that guy over there with the mercedes and $15 latte. what a yuppy.
young urban professionals.
most annoying people to deal with.
young upwardly mobile professional
browntown f-ggots who are rich off their parents drivin a benz.
f-ckin’ yuppy.
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