Z.A.S.K.


z.a.s.k. is an acronym for ‘zombie apocalypse survival kit’. while a zombie apocalypse is a remote possibility, the z.a.s.k. also serves as an all-purpose survival kit for hurricanes, earthquakes, and floods — as well as the occasional zombie apocalypse.
just ordered a second z.a.s.k. for the car, complete with 3-day food supply for two, a multi-function knife, and iodine tablets for water purification. one never knows when zombies will strike.

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