zach-97


a zach-97 is someone who strongly believes they’re a military god.
spends most of his/her time punishing 12 year olds by handing out ‘infractions’ and asking for s-xual favors in the workplace.

typically can be seen with blue hair and on rare events, wears baby eyes.
optimisation: plz dont infract me, i will do anything

zach-97: smd and i will let u off with a warning

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