Zach Johnson


a f-ck b-tch p-ssy man, who likes c-ck via the -ss
you are such a zach johnson
broseph type character seen in attendance at iowa state university, known to facebook friend request anyone and everyone.
dude i started talking to zach johnson at that keg since i recognized him, and he acted surprised that i knew who he was… motherf-cker is facebook friends with 20% of our school.

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