Zach Merrick
b-ssist, and one of the vocalist for the all time coolest band ever all time low
and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet, often goes shirtless, and changes his hair often, and has tatoos and a nose ring
is also very aguel
sally: omg isn’t zach merrick so hott?
lisa: duhhhhhhh
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