zaftig
deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.
me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent b–bs and my juicy avalanche behind! they freak out every time i say i’m going on a diet…
(yiddish) plump and juicy, from german “saftig” meaning “juicy”.
he’s got a new zaftigah girlfriend.
buxom; a woman with a well-developed figure
she was a zaftig, dewy-eyed l-ss.
a word of yiddish origin used to describe a chubby girl, but in a very good way. however, a word of caution: even though it’s a kindhearted word, and a euphemism for fat, your wife/girlfriend probably won’t feel the same way. she might, but if you call her zaftig, you’re more than likely to get a black eye or have to stand outside the bathroom with tissues, depending on the kind of girl she is.
alternate spelling: zoftig
the following is a conversation between a young scottish couple who’s just started dating:
“does this kilt make me look fat?”
“no…no…it makes you look…zaftig! i think you look very s-xy, old girl.”
good ending:
“thanks, boy. let’s go to the cricket club now.”
bad ending:
“you think i’m fat! you’re mean! i hate you! get away! our date tonight is off!”
synonym for fat, chunky, beefish, large, plump, etc., often used in personal ads.
single zaftig looking for fun or just tacos
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