zalentines day
on the 14th of february instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill sh-t loads of zombies with your best friend.
and use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day
love of your life: ‘will you go out with me on valentines day?’
boy:’no… err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate’cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful’)’
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