zamboni

kick–ss thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.
after pounding sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.
if you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl’s t-ts. the nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. no floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. you often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. the term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. you spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.
todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. zamboni, todd!
what you do when you play beer pong or beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.
bro 1: “hey dude! i would have made that if there wasn’t so much water under the cups!”

bro 2: “yeah, whatever, man.”

bro 1: “zamboni that sh-t!”
a guido on ice skates.
didja see when jersey sh-r- went to the rink at rockafeller plaza? wotta buncha zamboni s!
a s-xual act, canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. setting: iced pond with fresh snow. preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. one must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have s-xual intercourse in the doggie style position. as the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. when the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
“eh fellas, i’m going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole’ zamboni.” “take off, eh!” “yeah ya hoser. i’m gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
when you bust a nut on a chick’s stomach, and another sucks it up using her tongue and lower lip to leave a smooth shine behind
so i thought gigi was gonna finish it off with a snow plow but was amazed when she decided to one up cinnamon and pull a zamboni