Zane

wierd or insane foreigner(s)
vancouver has alot of zanes

characteristics of one :
fobbed out foreigner whos on the night crew because they can’t speak the 1st language of country they are currently working, studying in or living in. they also wear the same sh-t everyday.
a bad-ss rugged mother f-cker who gets all them b-tches.
dude, zane’s a bad-ss, he boinked like 5 chicks in the same night
highly intellectual male with enormous hair and little or no social skills. has relationships bordering on h-m- erotic with his red headed friends. admired by the ladies due to his rugged and hairy good looks supposedly enormous genitalia. all round nice guy.
(friend) hey is zane coming to the pub tonight? he is so cool.
(girl): oh my g-d you mean the zane. he is such a stud.
noun – quite possibly the most sought after man in nova and also in virginia beach. most women want to sleep with him after only a short chat, and men want to be just like him.
i saw a group of people gathered around something when i was walking down the street so i went to see what it was. just like i thought, zane was standing in the middle being admired by both the men and women.
an incredibly seductive male who drives two brunette girls crazy. a mysterious guy who often fiddles around with stationary, and has perfect hair. some people may find him frighting and extremely…lifeless. hobby’s including biting.
how s-xy is that zane guy.
a kid that is real nice has a lot of friends is understanding and never is an -ss doesn’t put up with sh-t and so one and is always one the game and never losses a girl friend/boy friend easily
guy/girl 1:dude did you see zane last night

guy/girl 2:ya dude he was like on fire with his/her gf/bf
the name of a guy who is extremely handsome, kind, sensitive, funny, charming and intelligent. his way with words shows his s-xy intelligence. when he cares for a girl he is all their’s and makes sure that they know it. he is very tactile, loving to hold hands and keeping his girl very close to him. he is very loving and is always showing how much he cares.
girl 1: that guy is really hot!
girl 2: yeah i know! that’s zane. he is my boyfriend, he is really loving, funny, and smart!
girl 1: yeah i may try and steal him from you.
girl 2: you won’t be able to, he is all mine and i’m all his!
to be simultaneously sane and insane.
corollary: amuse the deity of your choice.
zanists like to say to each other upon parting, “go forth and be zane” or simply “be zane.”

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