Zayn Hussein
the lead singer of the group al qaedirection, who is often confused with zayn malik by a group of pre-teen dyk-s with foot fetishes who can’t spell. also see directioner.
directioner: “this vid is so ofsniv i cant blieve it!!!!”
me: “how is it offensive? zayn hussein is a made up character.”
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