Zaynophobia
fear of the absence of anybody called zay, namely knowing that s/he is not going to be able to be in attendance for a particular event/time.
this condition is common in people who are close friends with zay. this, like all fears/phobias, is irrational, as zay will always be with you in spirit.
person 1: “i’m having my recital this friday, i hope zay can come.”
person 2: “i don’t think she can, i think she has an exam that day”
person 1: “d-mn, talk about your zaynophobia”.
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