Zealnut


a person who is sent to religious school and only thinks about getting his rocks off
john was such a zealnut he got caught w-nking in the bathroom at church. frank was blowing charlie at christian camp, he was such a zealnut. thomas licked every drop of father bills c-m as it spewed from his rod, what a zealnut.

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