zebra faced banana wrap
when a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and c-m shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. then she gets on all fours and receives double -n-l from the same two men. usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.
i finally know i’m not gay because i performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.
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