Zellweger
(v.): to completely change one’s appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery
or
(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger
“dude she totally zellwegered since last week!”
“whoa thought that was fred, but i just waved at his zellweger!”
a s-xual act where one blows his load into a girl’s mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like rene zellweger.
you should have seen this girl after i gave her a zellweger last night. thankfully i remembered to bring my lemons with me.
a zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a rene zellweger marriage. this is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.
wow, i can’t wait for this semester to be over! there’s only about a zellweger left until break.
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