ziptard
an incompetent person who is driving a zipcar.
“the ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden u-turn without using his indicator.”
“the ziptard nosed her rental prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. she clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking.”
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one who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.
the unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.
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