zlatan
to be insanely awesome at everything and for everyone, have a big ego for it, and be physically or verbally slick (basically, to be a boss man)
origin: zlatan ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you’ve ever seen since roy keane
that guy’s a true zlatan. he’s well good
girl: wow, look at him. such a zlatan. well fit
you’re a zlatan. you’re well hard.
the nice guy down the street. acts simple minded, but is actually pretty smart. party animal at time, and other times quiet and a romantic.
zach: “hey tim, wanna go to a party tonight?”
tim: “heck yeah. party like it’s 1969!”
zach: “dude, you’re such a zlatan”
lily: “he introduced himself to me, and he was so sweety and nice. he’s such a romantic”
sarah: “he sounds like a real zlatan. you’re so lucky”
zlatan is defined in the oxford english dictionary as “arrogance of the highest order” or simply a person with their head so far up their own -rs- they can sniff what they had for dinner. if used in the wrong way you may be thought of as a right jeb-end.
lloyd-“hey man im boss at everthing”
ali(to tom)”hey isn’t lloyd such a zlatan”
goz(to ali)-“have you seen lloyd recently?”
ali(to goz)-“no but he’s being a right zlatan at the moment”
goz(to ali)-“what a tw-t”
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