zoldan
adjective for someone that makes clever references. typically known to drive saabs and rant about how their car is the best thing in the world. why call your friend “golden” when you can say they’re “zoldan?”
honestly, bro, you’re zoldan.
omg i can’t even deal with how zoldan you are!
you know that -aliens- meme guy, giorgio a. tsoukalos? he’s zoldan.
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