zoltan

a phrase and hand gesture used by the geeks in bubble wrap in the movie “dude wheres my car”
i love when we do the zoltan gesture.
zoltán hungarian masculine first name.one of the most popular names in hungary.
it’s an ancient hungarian name.it means king,princeps.
name days: 8th march

23rd june

also known as: zolta ,solt ,zsolt.

famous zoltáns:zoltán kammerer

zoltán kodály

zoltán gera
my name is zoltán tóth.
1) zoltan is a mythical person that is everyones best mate however no known actual sighting has ever been confirmed

2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
jaysar bank zoltan glory
straight, really cool, ballin
-andrew is a little b-tch
-i know seriously, fool can’t get a girl
-actually i think hes g-y
-oh….zoltan…
an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. if one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
“so i went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. that’s so much milk, right?”
“dude, zoltan. that’s five, you have to go home.”
“but we’re on a bus!”
“doesn’t matter, get off, and go home”
a word used to expresses or state the action of farting
joe, “zoltan!!” jim, “dude u suck, o it smells”

jim, “dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway,” jim,”i thought i smelled something”
a completely fictional unit of energy used by electricians to confuse other trades, managers and customers.
generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no c-nt can work out the problem or fault.
‘im having trouble getting the power back on because of the zoltan effect’.

‘i can’t put a powerpoint there because of zoltan factor’.

electrician- ‘go grab the zoltan meter for me’.
apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
electrician- ‘the one for testing zoltans you idiot. don’t come back without it.’