zombie survivalism
the theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
teen son: “dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? zombies can’t climb.”
father: “you must’ve been reading that book on zombie survivalism. guess what…i found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction.”
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