zone
zone is short for the “friend zone”. usually when a boy tries to be so called woman’s boyfriend, but miserably fails and ends up becoming her best friend instead. being stuck in the zone is really a bad position, because if a guy stuck in the zone pulls a move on the girl, they will probably end up never talking again, even as best friends. usually this will result in chronic masturbation.
guy : hey, we should go on a study date sometime, i’m in my zone!
girl : you’re so sweet. why need a boyfriend when you have a best friend!!!
guy : haha yeah -gets a b-n-r through sweatpants-
a zone is an ounce
four zones
an ounce.
for marijuana: 28 grams…4 quarters.
sh-t, that n-gg- bought a zone last night & he already smoked all of it!
he said he wouldn’t sell me a zone. i think it’s because i’ll get a quarter for free & he won’t make as much money.
the name used by a rather well known flash artist who specializes in hentai animations. he allegedly visits 4chan’s /co/ board, and takes their requests. he also appears to be against, or at least loathes, the furry fandom, yet he was commissioned to do a furry themed flash, not to mention p-rn of roger rabbit and krystal.
he also doesn’t want to reveal his s-xual ident-ty, just to build speculation.
patrick: “i stayed up till three at the morning, and i woke up at six.”
kevin: “why, cause you were watching zone’s newest flash?”
patrick: “not only that…”
something you say after playing call of duty and getting many kills or playing soccer and you make a goal or making a slm dunk home run etc.
guy 1- holy sh-t n-gg- i’m in the zone
another word for the ‘oyster cards’ the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on london underground and busses.
e.g. “i’m to hungover to drive, got your zones?”, or “i need to top up my zones”
sung to the tune of i got life by nina simone:
i got my arms, i got my hands
i got my fingers, got my legs
i got my feet, i got my toes
i got my liver, got my zones
got life , i got my life
to loose mental conciousness, though the body is still active. to loose awarness, espically while someone is speaking. to pretty much loose your track of mind, and look like a drooling idiot in the middle of a conversation.
freind: dude! hey dude, i’m talking to you!
you: oh, wait what? i’m sorry, i completely zoned.
freind: g-d, you got this really blanked out look on your face…
you: man, i was totally out of it, wasn’t i?
friend: yeah, pretty much.
you: sorry, man. i’ll try not to zone anymore
zone being short for ozone, which is a nickname for an ounce that originated in the late 70’s or early 80’s in regards to drugs or more specifically cocaine.
i went down to west ninth to score a zone for me and my girls before we head out.
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