zoocumber
inserting a zucchini and a cuc-mber in a double penetration fashion with or without lube. non lube partic-p-nts are wh-r-s which are respected as such in a much higher manor for not being a little b-tch.
on a lonely sat-rday i got tired of the old vibrator and decided to give myself a zooc-mber and it was amazing. looks like i dont need to keep buying batteries…
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