zoosadism
a s-xual attraction to inflicting pain on animals.
sally: if you don’t mind, i can’t let you borrow my dog anymore.
me: aww, but i love rex.
sally: yes i know you do, but he keeps coming home with a red neck and bleeding from his -ss.
me: ya know zoosadism is not that bad!
sally: what that?
me: well for starters i find tearing open your dogs -ss with my d-ck while choking it quite arousing!
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