Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob)
the asian viking god that invented cooking. pretty much the main god of schletchkavotchkavacheinia-j-pan. seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. when you eat a meal, say “hail zorbex” to show your thanks.
tori: hurry up the cakes!
sierra: yeah, they’re ready. here you are -gives cake-
tori:hail zorbex!! this cake is delicious!
sierra: of course! i prayed to zorbex anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!
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