ZornBITCH


a strange, bicycle-horn sounding creature that has the intelligence of a 3 year old and the alcohol content of a gasoline tank. if you ask a zornb-tch how it’s day is going, they will freak out and accuse you of stalking them, but later you will be “totally cool….just so cool.” often confuse with an exotic dancer who just had a stroke because it gyrates and dances with money when the subject of high school us history is brought up.
jeff: hey look at that zornb-tch dancing around over there!

jack: wait, no one is talking about 19 century industrialists….why is this happening?

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