Zowmp
(n.) -a pg exclamatory cuss word with all the bells and whistles of your average cuss word, but so generic that no one will ever suspect that you are cussing!
“man, church today is sure gonna be a hoot, eh carol?” “zowmp! there’s church today? it’s tuesday?” “carol. you know that wbc never skips a day for christ.” “ah, zowmp. i’ll go get my hair curlers.”
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