Zucchini

an arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.
“are you guys dating!?”
“no, we’re zucchinis.”
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent “p-n-s”. available in various lengths and circ-mferences. some have enticing “b-mpies” on them for extra stimulation. best washed and dried before use (who knows where they’ve been !) similar to cuc-mbers, carrots, leeks. when she has to come home alone on sat-rday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cuc-mbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
when she has to come home alone on sat-rday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cuc-mbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
a phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cuc-mber and a tribble. reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away m-ss quant-ties of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
it looks like a long green p-n-s.
bob’s zucchini is rotting.
in the italian speaking part of switzerland, a ironic way to describe the german speaking swiss.
characterized by strange outfits, backpacking addiction and bizarre food habits.
hey, look at those zucchini with sandals and socks!
1. a codeword used to tip off a third wheel on a date that they should ease up, as the friend that they are supporting in comfortable enough to be alone.

2. when two people going out are hanging out with a group of people and decide to take off.

3. a word used discreetly to tell a c-ckblocker to tone it down.
leslie (while on a date with jess): wow i enjoy zucchinis. they are delicious. alicia will you go get me a salad with extra zucchini and italian dressing?

alicia: -slinks away-
a long slender fruit g-d created for eve when adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible d-ld-.
oh my g-d! look at her -ss! ………. yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the -ss.
my wife was being a b-tch, so i made her suck my d-ck. then i shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

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