Zuck
to f-ck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.
don’t zuck your cofounder man or don’t zuck me please.
scr-w-ng over your friend in any situation, especially in amount exceeding one billion dollars.
oh s#-t man, you got zucked”
the act of creating deliberately confusing jargon and user-interfaces which trick your users into sharing more info about themselves than they really want to
that user-interface totally zuckered me into sharing 50 wedding photos. that kinda zucks
synonymous with f-ck because jeff zucker at nbc is the dumbest motherf-cker in television.
that dumb motherzucker tried to b-mp conan’s tonight show to 12:05. what the zuck?
slang for zuckerberg.
-verb
1. to take something from someone else; for example their personal property (a golden egg) or an idea (tnbt) or something abstract (private data.)
(-) note that this usage does not apply to taking someone’s virginity.
2. to infringe on someone’s privacy or abuse their trust.
3. (in football) to intercept.
-noun.
4. an untrustworthy person
5. a weasel
origin: c. 2005
—related forms
zuckable, adj.
zucky, adj.
zuckiest, adj.
zucked, verb or noun
zucker, noun
zucking, verb
zucktion, noun
zuckerberg, verb
1. that guy’s idea was a total golden egg and he zucked it. now it’s the next big thing.
2. quit reading my journal. you need to stop zucking any time i turn my back.
3. favre’s p-ss to harvin was a bullet, but it was zucked.
4. you’re being totally zucky right now.
5. you zuck.
the action of not leaving a tip for services rendered.
synonymous with the word “stiff,” the word “zuck” is most appropriately used in situations where the tipper has more than necessary means to express gratuity but fails to do so. inspired by billionaire mark zuckerberg’s infamous honeymoon meal in italy where he failed to leave a tip.
waiter 1: i just waited on mark zuckerberg and he didn’t tip me anything!
waiter 2: yeah, bud – you just got zucked.
a person of jewish descent. derived from the creator of facebook, mark zuckerberg.
look at those shifty zucks over there…better watch your wallets; ive got a really good lawyer. hes a huge zuck though. hes also my banker.
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